Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Me=retarted

I just realized that when I took down months and months of HR blog postings that instead of just removing them I deleted them. Gahhhhh.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Open letter to online applicants

People, please.
You are filling out an application for employment. You are not texting your bestie about OMG that supa fly dude you met at the Starbucks last Saturday night.

Use proper grammar.
Use Capitol letters for proper nouns and at the start of a sentence
Use punctuation!
Don't say things like "my ex boss" when giving a reference.
Don't write N/A if you don't know, find out and then complete your application and submit it.
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE LEAVE OUT VOWELS TO SAVE TIME! YOU ARE NOT ON A LIMIT WITH HOW MANY LETTERS YOU CAN USE!

If you write "I am a people person" I will immediately shred your application.